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2010-3-24 1:20:43 Post:Sally | Categories:doupine | Comment:0 | Quote:0 | Browse:

——What weather does mice most dislike?
  ——When it is raining cats and dogs.


——"You're not eating your fish," the waitress asked him, "Anything wrong with it?"
  ——"Long time no sea," the customer replied.

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!


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